Life is Like a Thai Massage

you NEVER know what you're gonna get. After falling down my stairs and being internally injured for days (I didn't blog that fall because it happened the morning of falling in Yoga and blogging about two falls happening in the same day is just painful) I decided that a Thai massage was probably a good idea on my last day of vacation. Boy was I wrong. You roll the dice and sometimes it's nice. Other times, like today, you want to punch the little Thai woman hard in the face for causing you so much pain and inner turmoil. I couldn't stop thinking, "I can not BELEIVE I am paying for this!" I thought about walking out, and now, an hour later when I can no longer walk, I'm wishing I would have. We, the little Thai lady and I, were in positions that professional wrestlers would never even consider. She pressed, pushed, and pulled every part of me and now my body is aching in pain. In what universe do people find this "relaxing?" The thing about Thai massages is you have no idea what tricks they will pull. You take your chances and about every third time they are somewhat enjoyable. Today, was by far, the worst experience to date. The pain of falling down my stairs is nothing compared to the pain a 75 pound Thai women just inflicted on me. Make sure you try one when you come!